"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."
"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."
2 Best Friends become Gay. 2 Months into their relationship, they have a Quarrel. This is what happened.
Me: I just dont know what the right thing to say is. Hes been so distant lately. I dont know. I feel like I really messed things up. maybe it was a mistake to get this close. But I love him so much.
Dune-Brood Nephilim:
Me: Things can't go back to the way they were THAT easily...
Dune-Brood Nephilim:
Me: I know... thanks man.
Three days later they stopped fighting, they got married.
"I fucked ur mom this" "I have sex with your dad that" well I have a weird homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devestated btw







